#I can’t take this man seriously
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POV: programming didn’t work out for Sebastian… // Posting this stupid ass comic because I don’t want to work on my poolverine wip 😢
Reference video; https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP81PJctX/
#sdv sebastian#stardew valley#artists on tumblr#this was SO much funnier in my head..#he’s just so silly#I can’t take this man seriously
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I’ve never seen someone eat spaghetti so aggressively before in my life
Ft angry burger munching
#The last spaghetti one made me laugh out loud#It’s the way he’s full on glaring#How can you be shoveling spaghetti in your mouth#and simultaneously look like you’re fighting the urge to kill someone#I can’t take this man seriously#jason todd#red hood#food#batfamily#batman#batfam#dc#dc comics#Detective Comics 1042
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oh i rewatched the sonic movies AND the knuckles show recently and with sonic 3 out this week i think it's time to share the wishlist i made of crazy things i want to see in the third movie. these are NOT genuine predictions and most would probably make the movie actively worse, but i want them to happen because. i think it would be funny. this list is curated to my specific tastes in trash and my tastes alone
tom dies
bowling is plot relevant
literally any archie sonic reference. can you imagine
musical number (CANNOT be of a licensed song. has to be an original)
eggstone kiss (HAS to be genuinely romantic. cannot be played as a joke)
metal sonic shows up and they kill him within five minutes
the black arms appear but instead of being cgi monsters they're played by actors in practical suits (this would actually rule)
tripod baby by m-flo 2024 remix
shadow's backstory is explained through an extremely tone-deaf medium at some point, such as a puppet show
wade gets a love interest
gerald gets more screentime than shadow (this is my one genuine prediction and something that i Do Not Want. but i will laugh if it happens)
shadow dies dramatically in sonic's arms
no girl cartoon animal character makes an appearance, but one gets a single name drop with no further elaboration (actually i don't want this. this would just make me mad lmfao)
if any of these come true i will draw wade whipple
#can u guys tell i have given up on taking the scu seriously lol#fr though i am very.... interested. to see where this movie goes. i have a lot of thoughts after rewatching all the other stuff#ferntext#edit: took out the shadow and maria sing a song from the 70s one because the lore I thought abt it the more disappointed I felt#*more#i can’t do that to maria man… i cant put her in my garbage vision that was mean of me….
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The hat makes or breaks his aura
#lovebrush chronicles fanart#I should probably take him seriously but I can’t#after Cael’s white day#lovebrush chronicles#lovebrush alkaid#he’s a funny little man I want to dissect him#prefect luminary#this event is killing me smnxfkncjhj
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“Reborn,” Moon Knight: Fist of Khonshu (Vol. 2/2024), #2.
Writer: Jed MacKay; Penciler and Inker: Alessandro Cappuccio; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 616#Moon Knight: Fist of Khonshu#Moon Knight: Fist of Khonshu vol. 2#Moon Knight: Fist if Khonshu 2024#Moon Knight comics#latest release#Moon Knight#Marc Spector#Iron Man#Tony Stark#you can’t tell me Mr. At One Point Had His Own Star Trek Uniform didn’t immediately clock the classic#«I’m a doctor not a…» set up hahaha#(Although maybe I’ve played too much Rainbow Six Siege because it also reminded me of Jäger’s «I’m an engineer not a medic!»#love that guy ANYWAY)#okokokok this is….interesting#I’m I guess you could say intrigued that so far it seems this volume is shaping up to make addressing Marc’s self-proclaimed addiction#to violence a central theme as it’s come up in both comics released so far#I guess I never thought they’d take it seriously since such descriptions of one reason why Marc does what he does is because he’s hooked#on the sort of high-octane rush that comes with combat have popped up in his comics for years#but that language was pretty common in 80’s and 90’s comics portraying tough guy characters willing to kill people#but it’ll be interesting to me at least to see how this more serious approach will develop#Mr. MacKay has given me little reason to doubt him so far but if they continue with this#idea of treating addiction seriously since they’re using the language associated with it I hope they’ll address it#with the appropriate gravity such a topic necessitates#anyway don’t mind me musing in the tags
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Tried to do some more serious Sam faces, failed miserably
#aubsart<3#aubsposts#I can’t take this man seriously 90% of the time#this is basically what happened that one conv between Sam n Celia in ep 24(?) right#I keep forgetting their lanyards I’m gonna scream#samama khalid#sam khalid#celia ripley#the magnus protocal#the magnus protocal fanart#tmagp fanart#tmagp#alice dyer#sketch#digital art
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Day 4 SuperheroxVillain IchiLaw
Law: Uh… Stealth black is that you?
Ichiji: ?!. In his mind, he can’t decide if he should be offended by this or be just outright confused and baffled at this point.
#one piece#vinsmoke ichiji#one piece law#ichilaw#Ichiji x Law#ichiji#trafalgar law#my art#vinshippingweek2024#vinsmokeshippingweek2024#It will never not stop being amusing to me having Law getting rescued like damsel and being held like an absolute princess.#I’m sorry they’re my silly loser man even as a couple I can’t take them fully seriously because they’re such dorks to me.#I love this ship so much don’t judge me. OvO’)#Also fun fact I did all the line-art with a dip pen and did the rest digitally. Which is the reason why this took so long to finish.#As you can tell I really like this funny ship. I put my all into this one as well. OvO)
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Reading American Psycho and god, Patrick is so pathetic, somehow even more so than in the movie. He saw a lady on a bench sipping coffee and assumed her to be homeless(because he’s an ignorant FUCK and doesn’t pay attention to shit), and tosses a dollar into her FULL COFFEE CUP, causing the most awkward situation known to man.
#american psycho#patrick bateman#patrick constantly gives me secondhand embarrassment I swear#I can’t take him seriously#neither can any of his ‘friends’#they all think he’s pathetic 😭#wet ass cat of a man#I constantly wanna strangle him but it flip flops from coming out of a source of anger and a source of pity#like bro let me take out of your misery#anyway he’s crazy and drives ME crazy/neg#book is still funny though I love it
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Fuck you i hope your stomach ache kills you
UNPROVOKED?
#I CANT STOP GIGGLING HELPP#I can’t take you seriously anymore man. what’s next Clark triton thinks I should die#I wouldn’t normally post this but it’s too funny to me#thasks#thposts
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mr.d claiming percy for the funsies and the wine and now he has to actually parent the little shit
#percy jackson#son of dyonisus#mr. d when they take his joke too seriously#mans trembling in his hawaiian shirt#shaking in his dad sandals#percy jackon and the olympians#mr.d#poseidon is no longer up to paying child support#essentially adoption#if adoption was messy#so like regular adoption#dyonisus pjo#pjo#hoo#percy does something batshit crazy and mr.d is like that’s my son alright#wait until he actually means it#unsure if poseidon would it funny until mr.s brings up the messing with zeus bit#c’mon bro do it for the big#bit#shut up i can’t spell#percy jackson and the olympians
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🔥 Michael Afton is the king of hallucinating🔥
🔥 🦅 He will be sitting in an empty room and just starting seeing shit 👀 🔥
🔥 ✨ 👑 He will never truly be bored because if he’s not doing anything his brain will send nightmares for him to enjoy 🧠 ✨🔥
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#this is half canon#he hallucinates like a mf in FNaF 3#anything in FNaF that’s werid and mysterious but can’t Kill you is just Michael Hallucinating change my mind#be like Michael#I love 3 bc he needs to calm down#like I get it I’d be scared too but you seriously need to take a chill pill man
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nah i’m actually speechless
#i can’t take this man’s style seriously i just CANT#i thought his style was getting better but this#idk what to say#trent alexander arnold#trent#lfc
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Nemona is never going to escape the lesbian allegations
Please don’t take this seriously yall can have your own headcanons
First it’s kimiame (does anyone even know what that is) then biribiri and now pokespe lol
From here: https://mangadex.org/chapter/7a021f7c-7c18-4360-8702-393e87600483/5
#again please don’t take this seriously I just saw the funni panel and it had to be seen#I have no idea if anyone else posted this but I had to#man I can’t wait til this releases in English#pokemon sv#pokespe#pokemon adventures#pokemon special#pokemon#pokemon adventures scarlet#scarlet koito#nemona pokemon#pokémon nemona
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listen if emmrich turns into a skeleton it wont kill me… i’ll still romance that old man… but like truly i dont want that at all. it will upset me just a little bit lmao
#datv spoilers#like idk how do you fuck when you’re BONES? how does that work#imagine hugging a skeleton ewwwww#cuddling at night? 😭#every time he gets cold you hear his stupid bone body chattering??#bitch how am i supposed to kiss you when you have no MOUTH#dinner dates??? he can’t eat anything bc he has no STOMACH? it just passes thru him like a halloween skit?#IDK FJFJDJEJOWJFJ I CANT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY#i saw some people theorize hes a spirit and i think thats a much cooler theory#i just want him to be an old man idk leave my peepaw alone!! 😭#idek where people get these theories from i think theyre just saying it just cuz#thats my hope. manifesting my guy keeps his skin suit 🧘
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“omg adam face reveal 😳” “yo why adam kinda…” “who was gonna tell me adam is hot under that mask??? 👀” girl what are you talking about adam looks like dreamwastaken
#hazbin hotel#he looks like some generic white frat boy who would flirt with a sixteen year old#the most basic ass white ass man ever#cannot take any of the thirst posts seriously bc as soon as i saw his face i was like oh my fucking god that is dream.#that is just straight up shitty mc youtuber dreamwastaken in cartoon form#acts like dream too if i’m being fr—#(have to clarify i’m not judging anyone who thinks adam is hot lol he’s a fictional character love who u love <3)#(i just can’t take it seriously myself. the resemblance is too much)
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— “𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺?”
#I seriously can’t take it anymore#grumpy man sad woman dynamic beloved etc#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#bg3 oc#tiefling#oc: fèidh#bg3 rolan#rolan#bg3 tav#rolan x tav#ship: fèidh x rolan#fèilan
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